There's been a couple of times in my life that I've considered myself an expert in something. For a while, I worked at NASA and would consider myself an expert in flight flutter, and for a while after I retired, I was a little bit of an expert in writing and getting published. But being a parent has caused me to become an expert in things that I would never in a million years have anticipated. Right now, one of those things is poo.
All parents go through the phase where the kids are in diapers. You start out with simple-looking diapers and work your way up through when the kids are eating crayons or drinking grape gatorades and can identify which from their diapers. Usually, though, it stops there.
For a while after we got Chip, our first yellow lab, he had very bad bouts of Clostridium, which is the technical term for he had constant diarrhea. Many, many times, I had to collect the "specimen", bag it, and drive it across town for analysis. I worked very closely with two vets to figure out why he kept getting Clostidium and what we could do to prevent it. I thought I knew something about poo then, but I was wrong. Very wrong.
In 5th grade, Marlo started having some stomach issues. We did tons of tests, and nothing came up positive, so we assumed it was stress. I honestly can't remember what tests were run. The about 2 years ago, she started having what she termed "bubble tummy." I started taking her to her pediatrician. We've been prescribed Zantac, Prevacid, and Prilosec. We went gluten free, which definitely helped. We changed other medications, which definitely helped. We got her into acupuncture, which definitely helped. We took her down to Children's Hospital when literally water was making Marlo's stomach upset. We saw a PA there because hers was the first available appointment with a GI specialist. She told us that if Marlo wasn't better in about 6 months, she would consider putting her on a mild anti-depressant, and she gave us a handout titled "Chronic Abdominal Pain." After a full three weeks in July of constant diarrhea, I called one pediatrician and described some of the symptoms to him. He said to take Metamucil. Finally, we visited our favorite pediatrician, asking for her specifically, thinking maybe there were more prescription stomach meds Marlo could take, and that doctor FINALLY ordered a stool test. Once again, I found myself collecting a "specimen" and driving it across town. I've always wondered what would happen if I were stopped for speeding: "Ma'am, what's in the vials?"
So Marlo was positive for Giardia. But what the doctors didn't mention was how difficult it is to get rid of the giardia. Getting on the meds seemed to us to be similar to getting rid of strep -- take the antibiotic, feel better in a few days. Except it doesn't work that way. Apparently, as the body expells the parasite, things get a lot worse before they get better. Marlo had a fever, chills, fatigue, body aches, and the much more frequent trips to the bathroom.
We have no idea how long Marlo has had giardia, or if getting rid of it will cure all of her stomach problems. We also don't know if one dose of this med will get rid of it completely. The doctors certainly aren't telling us anything.
I really want to go back to that PA at Children's Hospital and tell her that the giardia probably weren't depressed. Would it have been that hard for her to order the stool test?
I kind of wish I had just taken Marlo to Chip's veterinarian. He ALWAYS checks for giardia.